Hey guys! I AM KETA and I’m incredibly lucky. Why am I incredibly lucky? Because football is my favorite thing to talk about besides Ginnifer Goodwin (who is unfortunately not one of my favorite things to talk about anymore so this is a lie and I’m a liar) and there has been so much football to talk about lately, especially being here at BAYLOR, which is home of the best football team in Texas the nation the GALAXY. Well they are actually tied with the San Francisco 49ers for that title. In fact, I’ve done a lot of thinking about the perfect football team. I would combine Baylor’s offense with the defense of the 49ers (SPECIFICALLY THE PASS RUSH because Baylor’s defense against the pass makes me queasy sometimes) and then the perfect football team would be created by Niketa Shava Henderson just like the power puff girls were created by professor Utonium. This team would strike fear into the hearts of Gary Pattersons everywhere (lowkey Baylor already does though real talk lowkey). Speaking of Gary Patterson it would be RIDCULOUS OF ME NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT BAYLOR BEAT TCU. That is all for today’s generic football talk. See you tomorrow for the next one. In honor of football I’ve decided to leave you here with this collage of Hannah and me at football game throughout the year! Who’s got it better than us? NOBODY (that is a 49ers saying) so SIC ‘EM.
